“Isn’t it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal” I mean, there’s a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn’t have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We’re not fast and don’t have a lot of natural weaponry but we’re bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.
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nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends
Ich weiß wörtlich übersetzt wäre eine deutsche variante zu “xy, my beloved” sowas wie “mein geliebtes”, aber i feel like we already have that and it’s “xy, meine Perle”
Stained glass bathtubs are impractical at best but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want one
growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess








