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Annie, 27 year old sarcastic office chick. Don’t mind me escaping my responsibilities

firawren:

I've connected two dots meme. First person is labeled Emma and says "I've connected Harriet and Mr. Elton." Second person is labeled Mr. Knightley and says "You didn't connected shit." Emma says "I've connected them."ALT

vexwerewolf:

xeansicemane:

prokopetz:

“Isn’t it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal” I mean, there’s a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn’t have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We’re not fast and don’t have a lot of natural weaponry but we’re bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

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noctuamagna:

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ailuromantic-deactivated2022122:

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

chucklepea-hotpot:

Ich weiß wörtlich übersetzt wäre eine deutsche variante zu “xy, my beloved” sowas wie “mein geliebtes”, aber i feel like we already have that and it’s “xy, meine Perle”

mrgaretcarter:

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HER BRAIN


kaijuno:

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Stained glass bathtubs are impractical at best but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want one

100493503004422:

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

okruee:

this is so periodtrackerappcore of them

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